Obviously I have my hands full with the fountain of writing I’m getting done, but if you’d like to contact me — to chat, to comment, to commiserate, to hire me?! — you can do so by commenting on any of my posts or pages on this blog or by e-mailing me at myassinachair@gmail.com. Or, if you’re too lazy for that, you can fill out this really handy and totally professional looking contact form I put for my many fans as a preemptive “Thank you” for buying my book when I finish it, find an agent, get a deal, and get the damn thing distributed. … Oh wait, I’m not successful enough to have a handy and professional looking contact form for my many fans. So, I guess just email me.